RHOA- "Call me Miss U.S.A"

Greg is really trying to get NeNe, LOL....it's funny. Greg really, chicken? You are so country. Why is he kissing her feet, eww. Thanks Lawrence for putting Greg in his place. NeNe, Greg just wants his family back.

Phaedra OMG you and Apollo are too funny with your "Donkey booty" video. Congrats, Apollo on your certifications. Let's see how you use them.

We've just met the new housewife, Porsha Stewart. Not sure what to think of her yet besides, airhead. She's had no struggle to form personality. She's an arm trophie. Let's see if she can keep up with these ATL housewives.

NeNe and Cynthia in New York.....come on Cynthia, you know NeNe is bougie stop. Emmy's really? Calm down you two, you're not there yet.

Phaedra watch yourself, Kenya is sneaky. Kenya, tortured for 35 years? The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, MENTAL BASKETCASE!!!!

Please tell me you had hand sanitizer NeNe....Cynthia was having too much fun. I think Cynthia definitely comes alive in NY vs. ATL.

Porsha this was supposed to be a charity event that we didn't even hear you talk about the charity in detail. Kenya is right, you came to her, you should know her correct title. Porsha, I'm going to need you to fix your dress, your bra is showing and your class just went out the door arguing with Kenya outside of your event.

RHOA- Excess Breeds Success

NeNe Leaks and the gay community. Is she breaking down and crying. Have you humbled yourself?

Kenya is phony and fake. Already you are playing the girls with lies.

Kim is about to be homeless because she wanted to live beyond her means. Take your ass back to that townhouse and settle for the moment until something better comes along. You're pregnant for the 4th time, calm down.

Kenya is a serious diva but look she's a softy at heart.

Phaedra with her entreprenual adventures. A booty exercise tape. I can't wait. Work it girls. Successful women event, I think that was really big of NeNe. I see growth. I'm proud of you NeNe, let's see how long that lasts this season.



Kenya is showing her insecurities to the man, Walter she's been seeing for two years. Never ask a question you obviously don't know the answer to. He's no longer interested in Kandi and Kandi was never interested in him, are you f-cking kidding me right now? Wait is she bipolar? Mad to flirting in less than 5 seconds, wow. Watch out.

2 seconds later

HE'S LOST!!!!!

Kandi and Todd are so cute. They really make a great couple. I definitely agree with you Kandi, what in the world is up with NeNe.

Very nice Empowerment Women event, lots of powerful women. Kim that was rude. NeNe was being the bigger person with inviting and being cordial. The least you could have done is appeased her for a simple 5 minutes. WTF why are you speaking at someone else's event

Kenya really?

THE BATTLE OF THE RUNWAY VS PAGEANT

 



 

Tamar & Vince

"Gaga for Gaga"

Tamar singing the national anthem, really? Tamar need to stop hating on Vince, he might not have a recording album but he can hold a note.

Tamar is an alcoholic LOL, Vince didn't look like he liked that drink. All that drinking has her vocal chords under construction. Red and black striped pants, OMG....where does she get her fashion from? OMG did she just try that note? No she didn't......

London here they come.....

Relaxing with Tamar, yeah right. She doesn't shut up so how is that relaxing? I question her love for Vince. She couldn't even give him a kiss. How many phony acts of affection are we going to see on this trip? "She, she, she" GEEZ stop talking in third person, it's just you.

How are you not going to know how to console your "man"? Tamar are you listening? "Time and place" enjoy your date night. The distance is created by your mouth it's ridiculous. HUSH!!!! "She" is a brat!

Vince is a sweet guy that deserves more than what Tamar gives him or is it just what we see on TV?

The first special moment of this show even Tamar felt it, “The Gaga concert was the perfect was the perfect way to end our trip to London. We are back on lover’s lane.” Backstage for Tamar and Vince is like a family reunion with Gaga’s entourage. Tamar's "poppin partner, Gaga's costume designer, Perry Meek. 

But the shows ends with a disappointing therapy session with Sevin and Vince walks out. As he states to Sevin his feelings, “That’s your assumption. That’s your opinion.” Will he come back with positivity about these sessions and their relationship. We shall see next week.

Basketball wives LA

 

So I have to recap because this is episode 9 but we have new and old girls.

Jackie Christie is back with a different pyscho attitude. She is definitely bi-polar. Another marriage to Doug and this one was just all out crazy. The theme this year is a gay wedding. Why? I don't know. She's just out of her mind. When your own daughter calls you phony there's a problem. Jackie is befriending everyone that has come into the new season and it's scary. But watch out Jackie, old wounds may have formed a scab but its not fully healed.

Arch enemy Draya has her hands full coming up in the circle as no longer a new comer but a veteran now bringing in her own new comer, Brooke. Draya is still the young wild child, kissing her female co-stars, fighting with Jackie, putting on a show as Jackie, but wait is that something Draya is concerned with JACKIE? I don't know about you but I think Draya has made a voice but she's still a little girl to these women. But I love Draya....she wants no real trouble but is definitely learning how to handle herself this season.

Laura is out for vengence this season, with a new look and a new attitude that would scare anyone. She is soft spoken this season but with a sharp tongue. It's just now being caught onto but she's not backing down. She giving back exactly what was dished to her last season but with a twist. She's playing a game of chess with a strategy that may not be detected but she's close to a checkmate without the enemy knowing she's coming for them.

Gloria has been a little M.I.A this season with her own issues with Matt. She's also got a JOB....she's landed a lead role in an online animated comic that is supposed to make it onto the big screen, we shall see is V makes it past the computer. But the last person Gloria is trusting this season is Jackie. Their friendship has been demolished by Jackie's uncontrollable medling

 

Malaysia, sweet girl as the mediator this season has tried to piece everyone together all the broken friendships. However, her childhood friend Bambi has come along and doesn't trust the girls but trusts Jackie the one person no one trusts. Will Malaysia listen to her childhood friend or keep her friends that she has grown to love even with the fight from season 1 being squashed. Has Bambi become her bodyguard standing a foot over her or her side kick in season 2? We shall see cause Bambi has thrown some serious threats with the wrong people as targets. 

 

Newcomer Brooke is in the midst of a world of drama she just isn't aware....coming in as Draya's friend.

Brooke's button's have already been pushed with Jackie but she's not backing down easily....

 

 

We'll see who will be eaten alive this season.....

Chrissy & Mr. Jones

Ok so Chrissy said she would not return to Love and Hip-hop but instead came back with her own reality show....now at the end of Love and Hip-hop Chrissy was proposed to by Jim and we thought we were off to the church....think again


Chrissy has taken a turn for the door and moved out into a hotel...will she marry Jim? Chrissy has went into entrepreneurial mode when Jim decided not to give her part of his company and she teamed up with her friends, Emily and Talia, but 3 women in business together, you know that's just the start of trouble.

So of course you know Mama Jones has to make her appearance and she's got her entrepreneurial hat on too. She's making a perfume called, get this, "Pumkash". You know Mama Jones' side kick Freddie, who is helping her in this adventure. What in the world is she going to sell next?

Real Housewives of ATL Season 5

Season 5

NeNe is giving Greg another shot to rekindle their marriage. Not sure what was up with her new blonde do. She looked like Hulk Hogan from back in the day with the bandana






According to NeNe, shes come up in the world with her new acting career and Greg is now at her finger tips wanting to ride her coat tails once again. We'll see how long this lasts....yet again...

Kandi is in love again, with her new boo we heard about on the reunion show. Now they have moved in together buying their home with "cash", how rich is that NeNe, sounds like someone else is "Rich Bitch".....

Kim is being evicted from her home in a month and has nothing packed. Kroy is relaxed while Kim has hired her famous Sweetie back to take care of or bully while she's yet again pregnant....when isn't there drama with Kim? But at least her new blonde look is a good look for her but it hasn't changed her F- the world attitude.

Cynthia and Peter are one big happy family with Noelle and Leon all under one roof. However the new girl is more than Cynthia can handle at her Jet Beauty of the week auditions. New girl on the block Kenya Moore brings the real definition to boughetto. Asking for caviar down south yet calling out "coochie cracks" at the auditions. She sure brought a ruckus that only the south could handle. We will be watching her closely as she will be stirring up more trouble this season.



Last but surely not least Phaedra is on another adventure with her funeral business. Now she wants to do animal funerals. What in the world will this woman come up with next? She went into left field with that one. I think the vet was a little taken back by her proposition. Phaedra is definitely about making that money any and every way possible.

 

Let's see what happens next week....see you Sunday

I'M BAAACCCKKKKKK!!!!!!

I'M BAAACCCKKK!!!! I know I was gone for a minute. The reality tv world had taken a turn for the worse and I just couldn't take it anymore but I'm back with a twist, I hope you'll like. So let's get started.....

We will be covering it all this time....

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Chrissy and Mr. Jones

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and much much more....so stayed tuned